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“1 fantastic worker. Skilled, willing and able. Completes assignments correctly and aplomb” is what you get walking in the door, when you hire us.
- You want pre-meeting banter, chitchat at the water cooler? That’ll be $499.99* a month**
- Do you desire my presence at company functions? That is only $199* a month
- Add enthusiasm to any of these upgrades (standard w/ our Purple Gold® package)‡ for an additional 49%⁂ of base pay!!!
- Free delivery and set up